Slacker's guide to holiday decorating

This is a real thing.

Where's the beef?

Spotted in a thrift store, a 45 RPM single by Clara Peller and Coyote McCloud called "Where's the beef?":

This is a real thing.

Bublé Bubbly?

This is a real thing, apparantly.

Not your father

This is a real thing.

Tonight's gonna be a good night!

This is a real thing.

Live.

This is a real thing.

Rabid Basketball Fan

This is the transcript from an actual 911 call.

This is a real thing.