It could be worse...

...you could work here:

This is a real thing (Dungs Combustion Controls).

What Christmas is all about

This is a real thing.

(Credit and thanks to calamitiesofnature.com.)

Slacker's guide to holiday decorating

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Where's the beef?

Spotted in a thrift store, a 45 RPM single by Clara Peller and Coyote McCloud called "Where's the beef?":

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Bublé Bubbly?

This is a real thing, apparantly.

Not your father

This is a real thing.

Tonight's gonna be a good night!

This is a real thing.